I was Robbed!

My car has been with my wonderful daddy this past week so he could give it a look over and price out parts I need to get it in better shape. He called me this morning to inform me that he was very sorry, he had left the drivers side door open last night. As he got in the car this morning, he noticed that my sunglasses had been moved and some papers had been rifled through. Someone had been in my car! He looked around the car, opened the glove box, checked the back seats to discover what had been stolen - and to our great humor the only thing gone was.........a bag of BBQ potato chips! hahaha - thanks robber, for making my day!

Students Say the Darndest Things...

This is a conversation I observed with two second graders in my classroom the other day:

Me: Sam, did you take my timer?

Sam: No I didn't

Isaac: He's lying! Don't lie Sam. Satan is a liar!

Sam: I'm not lying.

Isaac: Satan is a liar. Jesus loves us. Jesus doesn't lie. You need to be like Jesus.

*giggle* They continued this discussion for a moment before I finally composed myself and redirected the conversation. Even if they don't learn a darn thing with me, at least some parents are teaching them correct principles at home, eh?