Saturday, September 19, 2009

Students Say the Darndest Things...

This is a conversation I observed with two second graders in my classroom the other day:

Me: Sam, did you take my timer?

Sam: No I didn't

Isaac: He's lying! Don't lie Sam. Satan is a liar!

Sam: I'm not lying.

Isaac: Satan is a liar. Jesus loves us. Jesus doesn't lie. You need to be like Jesus.

*giggle* They continued this discussion for a moment before I finally composed myself and redirected the conversation. Even if they don't learn a darn thing with me, at least some parents are teaching them correct principles at home, eh?

1 comment:

Leda Johnson said...

That is hilarious. It gave David and I a good laugh...so did your chip thief!